Walmart

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i saw a toddler eat a cigarette on a cart of keystone beer i was eyeing art supplies some dude named tanner called me queer

i do not wanna go to walmart today

i saw a woman, stranded, hummin to the tune of delta dawn on a dead battery scooter with jus pajamas

i do not wanna go to walmart today

to walmart today or tomorrow or the day after that don’t go misunderstand me fer some pinko commee rat i hold close the belief rising waters raises ships but was burying the living good ole sammy’s dyin wish?

i saw a 104 yr old woman bolted to a register countin change her manager was 10 years old with a smart phone for a brain

i saw a family of 33, red headed, boilin over pick the clearance isle apart like sum buzzards on the shoulder

i don’t wanna go to walmart today or tomorrow or the day after that it’s a mirage in a desert of bullshit they created that’s a fact i also do believe to the victor goes the prize but to keep a good man down is jussa somethin i despise

i saw a serpent in the produce hissin, coiled talkin smack he was talkin about prices sum shit about rollin back

I do not want to go to walmart today

this just in a 5 News Forecast “Dusting of snow” i need eggs and bread and milk like i need another hole i do not wanna go to walmart today

to walmart today or tomorrow or the day after that don’t go misunderstand me fer some pinko commee rat i hold close the belief rising waters raises ships but was burying the living good ole sammy’s dyin wish? yee haw